Candice: Phil has a particular bone to pick with Celebs who seem to get their books, what ever drivel they are, published really easily. I remember him coming to me particularly annoyed after hearing Tess Daly on the radio, talking about her latest book, and saying the whole process had been particularly easy and then she was off to the next thing while she had her publishing deal ticking away in the background.
Now, I don’t dislike Tess, she seems like a nice down to earth sort of girl, but in between presenting Strictly and sorting our her husband’s sexts, she’s whipped out the obligatory 80,000 words and then carried on, while the rest of us are struggling to get a deal and hold down the day job. Phil is convinced you have to be a celeb to get published.
I don’t particularly agreed but I do think swishy hair and being on telly can’t hinder. I’m trying, I have the hair (when I can be bothered to straighten it) and I am on telly, occasionally, but of course you only see my arm, leg or back most of the time ( which can’t help!).
However, the final nail in the coffin is an article I caught over the weekend, how she was in LA to discuss the film they are planning to make from her book. “WHAT” you cry. I want to be wandering around in the sunshine on someone else’s dollar, please. And to cap it all, she’s been pictured wearing the green dress from M&S Limited Collection I was going to get for my birthday party, and I can’t find it in stock anywhere now. Hum, maybe I don’t quite like her so much any more!!!
But, I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt. I’m off on holiday soon, so I’ll do some research while I relax.