Candice: I watched an interesting program last night on Christmas singles. There is a big thing in the UK about getting a Christmas number one. Some have been very successful with it over the years and managed to record a Christmas hit which is still being bought and played 30 years plus later.
A few years ago a had the pleasure of meeting Noddy Holder, the man behind “It’s Christmas” in of the most well-known and well sold Christmas records ever ‘Merry Christmas Everybody’. Noddy had been presented with a star on the Walk of Stars in Birmingham, the West Midlands equivalent to Hollywood Boulevard (though with less hookers). We coupled his celebration with one of the Christmas events happening in the city, and nearly caused a riot. Noddy knew exactly what that record had done for him, he called it his ‘retirement fund’. And he was happy to pose for photos and shout that famous line as many times as we wanted him to.
Watching this show it demonstrated how the Christmas single had actually been a very clever ploy for certain bands and record companies. This is before the days of X Factor where Simon Cowell just uses it to line his pockets. Jona Lewie’s ‘Stop the Calvary’ wasn’t written to be a Christmas song but by including that one line about, “…wish I could be home for Christmas”. tipped it into that favoured slot.
The same can be said for films, ‘Elf’, ‘Home Alone’, even ‘Die Hard’ have a Christmas connection, meaning they get bought year on year.
Our book finishes at the Christmas party, with a spectacular entrance by the KOD team and spiked punch. Should this ever make it into a film I can see the pounds rolling in as it gets shown on ITV7 (or some other obscure channel) every year for time immemorial. Not that this was planned at all…