by Phil |
January 27, 2021 · 8:20 am
Phil: We’re missing literary events. The chance to spend time in a room listening to someone talking about the writing process with the added bonus of being able to ask questions.
Luckily, the web has come to our rescue in these locked down times. Candice spotted that Marion Keyes was running a series of talks on Instagram, and we tuned in for an hour to enjoy the chat.
This week, she talked about many topics including timelines – the importance of which she emphasised. While you don’t need to write one at the start of a book, you will need to create it at some point to keep the story going.
Exactly what appears on the timeline matters too. In one book, she included a lot about the Trump election. Her publisher asked for this to be removed as it would “date the book” quickly. Not a fan of the orange one, Marion happily complied. I’m not so sure about this. If a book is set in a particular period in time, surely you mention the news to fix it at this point?
Anyway, it’s all very relaxed, just someone sitting on a sofa chatting and answering some questions thrown in by the audience of 1598 people also tuning in.
If you’d like to catch up, the videos head over to her YouTube channel:
Week 1. Plot and point of view, software and word count.
Week 2. The Fear! Your voice. Characterisation.
Week 3. Timelines, pacing, and sex.
This sort of thing is great. Maybe it will help us find our mojo.
by Phil |
January 20, 2021 · 8:20 am
Phil: I love Instagram, but if I hit the magnifying glass icon and start strolling through the random picture feed, I wonder. Suddenly, among all the pictures of Amanda Holden (how does she find the time to do any work?), there are bits of cod psychology from people desperate to say something profound.
“Words are the worst form of communication” was exceptionally special.
For a moment, let us imaging I am heading into my favourite fast-food restaurant. I would like to purchase a Wimpy burger followed by a delicious Brown Derby desert.
How should I convey this information to the person behind the counter?
In the past, I would have said, “I’d like a Wimpy burger, a Brown Derby and cup of tea.”, but according to Instagram, that’s wrong.
So, should I try to convey my order through the medium of interpretive dance?
I don’t know about you, but I find playing Charades takes ages but if we aren’t doing words, that’s pretty much where we are. Heaven knows what happens if I decide to add a Bender in a Bun to the order!
Seriously, we’ve written two and a half books full of words and read thousands of books, also full of words. How could I be so stupid as to realise there was a better way?
I’m not sure if you have noticed but there is a term being used a lot across customer communications, notices and social media messages at the moment. As we are all having a rough time of it, things are taking longer to do, so I keep being asked to BARE with people.
Well, I don’t know about you, but I won’t be sharing any naked shots with them, and I don’t expect them to do the same!
When I first started seeing this term I thought it might be me (I am dyslexic) that was seeing something that was wrong, but I knew the spelling of bare just didn’t feel right. I think people opt for this one, rather than the correct term which is BEAR, as they perceive the second term as used exclusively for an animal. But I looked it up and bear not bare is the correct way to ask someone to have some patience. Now every time I see it, it drives me up the wall!
The use of correct terminology and spelling is something that a professional will add to your writing, whether that is a marketing document, book or blog. Phil and I used a professional proofreader on our books, as their expertise does make a difference. I know that I am not the best speller, and when you write something you don’t always see your mistakes, but certain things will make me stop reading before I get to the end. Using the wrong term is one of them. In this world of asking people to hold fire while you work on something, then asking them to get their clothes off rather than be patient is probably the worst thing you can do.
The English Language is a wonderful thing, and having a junior reader in the house is making me even more interested in it (though when she asks me how to spell a word out loud I do really struggle – how do you spell science?) as she is developing her vocabulary every day. Using the wrong term is not a hanging offence but this is where the teaching and learning from an early age comes in, as does reading a lot. My understanding of language and development of words is broadened by the number of books I read. Though it’s probably better in chick lit and murder mystery terminology than others!
It surprises me when someone uses the wrong term, so if you are thinking of doing something professional, just check your terms if you aren’t sure, else you might alienate people rather than get your message across.
by Phil |
January 6, 2021 · 9:26 am
Phil: OK, we’re back in lockdown. The message is “stay at home with a paper bag on your head” and the chances to go and sit in a cafe chatting over plot twists for your latest novel have receded into 2022. In the meantime, one of us has become a part-time teacher to her daughter, stealing away valuable writing time.
Anyway, books are a good way to hide from the gloom and doom. For a start, they don’t generally involve listening to Michael Gove, and there’s usually a happy ending. We’ve always recommended reading matter, but now I’m going to take another step and start looking at radio programmes and podcasts that are worth downloading to your phone for entertainment. I like to listen during my allotted hour of exercise – basically going for a walk being careful not to get within 2 metres of anyone not wearing a full-on gimp suit, and several miles of anyone who is.
Before we start, I recommend searching for the BBC Sounds App, it makes this sort of thing so much easier.
Can I talk about heroes?
We’ll start with a serious one. Vicky Foster looks at the way society creates heroes and the nature of heroism. At least that is what the description for the programme says.
The more interesting side is that her ex-partner was killed by the man who later made the news tackling a terrorist on London Bridge with a narwhal tusk. How do you explain to your children that the man who killed daddy is now being lauded by the Prime Minister as a hero?
Download “Can I talk about Heroes” (37 minutes)
Now for something funny, or at least it is if you can stand mock versions of Jane Austen, the famous author who died ay 41 fighting in a pigmy goat wrestling competition, without getting huffy about not taking things seriously.
The cast improvises a version of Pride and Prejudice largely based in a fish and chip where we find the usual women looking for a husband. The results are very funny, taking the mickey out of literary tropes, the social morays of the time, and we all like gossip about young ladies…
Settle down for Pride and Bread with this.
Download “Austentatious” (28 minutes)