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Candice: For my daughter’s first christmas, just before she turned one, Phil bought her a book. It is a personalised story of the big Christmas rescue where she saves Father Christmas and Rudolph from drowning at sea (not as depressing as it sounds!)
At the time she didn’t really appreciate it, and the same could be said last year. However, this year while I was sorting out the Christmas stuff I found the book and showed it to her. And suddenly she loves it! We have to read it every night at bedtime and she carries it around the house.
The story tells of a little girl being woken by a noise on Christmas Eve, and finding Rudolph in her kitchen trying to ring 999 but he can’t dial with his hooves. She makes the call and he reports that Santa has crashed in the sea. RNLI (Royal National Lifeboat Institution) volunteers jump in to action and rush to save him.
She gets an hug from Santa and an extra treat the next morning from ‘You know who’ to say thank you for her help.
You can personalise the book with your child’s name, sex and skin colour. She loves to point at the picture and say that’s her and it’s her slippers under the bed, her with Rudolph and so on.
It’s lovely to see her developing so much, understanding what things mean and even being able to read her name – every E we see is E for Erin. But also to finally start to understand what Christmas is about. We aren’t at the point of waking up in the middle of the night to open presents but I’m planning some fun on Christmas Eve: reindeer food on the patio, mince pies by the back door and a note from Santa at the end of the bed, just like the one in the book.
To buy the book go to the RNLI shop and help to support an important cause too.
And don’t forget, if you get a new Kindle or similar, you can buy our book from Amazon to try it out!
Candice: There have been many conversations on this blog over the years about Christmas. There is the well referenced fact that I used to have Noddy Holder’s mobile number. For those of you living on another planet he wrote and performed the biggest Christmas record in history.
There is also my role in ‘Nativity‘, a Christmas film that came out a few years ago, featuring yours truly, right behind Pam Ferris playing drunk.
And if you look along the left hand side of this blog you will see some short stories Phil and I have written including a Christmas themed one.
So, I think you will find that Christmas is important in the Nolan Parker world. Unfortunately, this year the Nolan part of that team has been laid up for the last week with the leurgy. It’s a bit annoying because I paid for a flu jab a month or so ago to try to stop this happening.
So the pre-Christmas celebrations have been paused, as well as the ability to do some book promotion.
But hopefully this week will start to get things back on track. It’s my team Xmas party on Thursday so I’m planning to make this horrible blocked nose disappear by then so I won’t be on the dance floor having to stop to blow my nose all the time.
Tomorrow I am off to do some Christmas present wrapping for a children’s charity, wearing my Christmas jumper and singing along to Christmas songs.
Then on Friday, Phil and I will be meeting for our last get together of this year. I suspect to talk about books, sign some copies to circulate and finally get those pictures taken. I’m planning to make sure I can cover the sore, snotty nose with makeup by then !
So enjoy that build up to Christmas and I hope you feel better than I do !
Christmas has been on my mind this week. I spent a day surrounded by fake trees on Tuesday. There was even an opportunity to wear my elf hat.
The festive season approaches fast and so I need to pull my finger out on the publishing front. We are determined that Kate vs The Dirtboffins is going to be available in some form by the time you are decking the halls with boughs of holly. It’s ready to go and just needs some technical formatting issues sorting out before Candice can launch a multi-million penny advertising campaign to see it on every Kindle out there.
The ability to say, “I’m going to publish” no matter what happens is one of the joys of the modern age. Recent train and tube trips show that e-publishing is freeing authors from the shackles of the big publishing houses. Yes, a paperback is very nice, but the ability to distribute electronic copies takes away all that complicated printing and the need to persuade a bookshop to give space over to your work. No need to drive a van full of paper around either, although I quite like driving vans but then I bet Dan Brown doesn’t do his own deliveries.
So, watch this space. We have a brilliant new cover to show off very soon for a start. In the meantime, if you are looking for something to while away a few hours with some tea and cake then I have another bookazine out, and with the Nolan out of the country I can mention it here without the eye-rolling admonishment at my nerdiness.
The British Railway Modelling guide to building your first model railway will hit WH Smiths magazine racks on October 12th. If you can’t wait (I know you are keen) then it’s available on-line now. I’ve already signed and wrapped a copy for my friend. She’s going to be so pleased. Don’t anyone tell her and spoilt the surprise.
*apparently it’s easier to write when you are somewhere sunny near a swimming pool, or so I’m told…
Its been a different one this year with the addition of an extra person in the family, and there is Erin too! Seriously, Christmas will now be more about her than us, but that’s not a bad thing as it is our chance to go and be big kids again.
It was also the time for Facebook to do one of its clever marketing ploys and get everyone to drown their wall with ‘Their year’. Now that’s lovely and all, but I looked at my version and didn’t post it because it just didn’t represent what I wanted, and also my year didn’t really start until the 4th Jan. I’ll be doing a revised version then. But it did make me think about representing things as images and I had all these plans to do that as my post today, but as it always the way I didn’t have time. So my representation is this.
Food and books. Both of those have been a big feature in the last week, let alone the last year. I have actually got to the point this morning, after three Quality Street for breakfast, that it is time for a chocolate break and its not even the new year yet! Even my other half is suffering with indigestion and he can eat anything.
And so books, I’ve been working my way through one this break, and my little one has been bought a few to help get her on the reading path. Phil has been great on that front, though he has tried to throw in a train influence here or there. But there is one she won’t be reading until she is older – both the parody shown her and the real one!
Fifty Sheds has kept the whole family amused this christmas, and I’ve even been using my creative head to come up with my own versions. I was doing some painting yesterday, working round some areas that had been missed due to poor lighting in the house and I had some inspiration. So here is my Fifty sheds thought:
She surveyed the room and then looked him in the eye. “I think its time for you to touch me up.” He gulped and said, “I’d best go get my paint brushes.”